Ankit Singh

Mission Over

2006-08-31T03:58:00.000-07:00

Ok its been long time since all the rumors being spread by Sumeet Agarkar(Shanky Baba ka chamcha), so lets put an end to it Mr. Ankit Singh was quite since so long because of National Security as this matter was supposed to be very confidential. But no true Indian can tolerate any ill words for his/her country and the same happened with Mr. Ankit Singh.

Finally Ankit Singh revealed all the story with proves. Special hero agent Ku Shashank was send on a secret mission to US and it took 10 long months to trace out Shanky Baba, and Ku Shashank has almost captured Shanky baba(see the pic below).While fighting Shanky Baba our Agent Ku Shashank also suffered few injuries, so Shanky Baba's Chamcha Sumeet may come up with few pics about the death of Ku Shashank, but by God's grace Ku Shashank is fit and fine.

But Shanky Baba stabbed Ku Shashank on his back(kaayar kahi ka..) and was able to escape from the tight grip of Ku Shashank.Then Ku Shashank came back to India and Ankit Singh's elite members of group gave birth to a new plan. According to that plan Ankit Singh was declared dead which made Shanky Baba to come out of his chuhe-dani, now rest all you all know very well.

Now here's some surprise for you all, let’s start with Shanky Baba's Agents

1.Agent Sumeet : "Jiska dimaag computer se bhi tez chalta hai", 1000V ka jhatka has been given to this computer hahaha..
2.Agent Adil : "A living legend", This agent has worked very well as a spy and was with Shanky Baba just to capture Shanky baba's secret document and other details.All the documents brought by Adil will be handed over to Defence Ministry.

3.Commandos Pawan Kumar Singh and Ankur Jain : I doubt even if they both know that there names are being used in this case...hahaha

4.Interpol officer "Vaibhav Sharma" : Vaibhav Sharma is in Canada very much true but Interpol me hai pata nahi tha....hahaha...kyo Vaibhav party kab de rahe ho?

The whole world doubt if Osama Bin Laden is dead or alive but Shanky Baba is deaherod for sure, full and final.

Sache desh bhaktoon me ek bar phir ek desh-dhrohi ko uske anjaam tak pahuchaya hai.

Special thanks to:-
Adil Mujeeb:- who worked as a spy.
Ku Shashank:- who very well executed the plan.
Abhishek Gupta:- worked hard to capture Shanky Baba, and Shanky Baba ki dead body ko inhone ki thikane lagaya hai.

Now this is for all the Indian:-

YEIN KISNEY KOKHEN LEEL DEE HAMARI MAON KEE,
KYON BHAGAT SINGH JAISA KOI PAIDA HOTA NAHIN.

Its again a request to all the Indians ki ab samay aa gaya hai jagne ka, kab tak hum Shanky Baba aur unke chamche Sumeet jaise logo ke hath apne desh ki bardad hote dekhte rahenge.
Don't you have any responsibility towards our Nation?

Finally:- Shaby Baba case closed...!!!

Plan Successful - Culprit caught

2006-08-28T04:00:00.000-07:00

28 Aug, 2006 1622hrs ISTPTI ]

Yesterday there was a news that Ankit Singh- King of Orkut Jungle is dead and some terrorist named Shanky Baba took the responsibility.
There was a huge rush in front of Ankit Singh's 7 racecourse road ,Delhi residence, all roads lead to 7 racecourse road were fully blocked and a scuffle soon broke out between policemen and the protestors who all were not ready to beleive this news, even Rajya Sabha proceedings have come to halt.
There was a huge damage to Times office in all the part of the nation and the Editor of the newspaper is under Tight Security.

But later today upon PM's request Mr. Ankit Singh made public appearance and addressed the public saying that all this was a well planned activity, just to find out the real villains of Orkut Jungle.Mr Ankit Singh also informed our correspondence that this was just to bring Shanky Baba out from his chuhe dani, so that he can be easily caught and the same happened.

Now Shanky baba is under coustody and soon will be handed over to Orkut Jungle Police for prosecution.
So the Orkut Jungle king is still Ankit Singh. Mr. Singh also thanked Mr. Adil Mujeeb as the whole plan was very well executed under Adil's surveillance.

After this news the whole nation is celebrating this occasion as a Diwali,many nations across the World are congratulation us on the successful execution.

The execution of this plan has clearly sent the message to all the villains that they will not be spared on any cost.

Printouts from color laser printers are traceable

2006-08-23T21:39:00.000-07:00

The Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF), a consumer privacy and digital rights organization, has analyzed codes embedded in printouts in color laser printers. The code cracked by the EFF was an invisible bar code that contained the serial number of the printer for tracking users as well as the date and time a page was printed. In Xerox printers the code appears in a pattern of yellow dots visible only with a magnifying glass and a blue light. The codes are supposed to be for government agencies looking out for counterfeit currency printers. The EFF said it has identified similar coding on pages printed from virtually every major printer manufacturer though it has so far managed to crack the codes for only one Xerox model. Seth David Schoen, staff technologist, EFF, said that the dots are yellow, less than one millimeter in diameter, and are typically repeated over each page of a document. The pattern is visible under blue light with the help of a magnifying glass or a microscope. A complete list of the printers that have the yellow dots is given here. http://www.eff.org/Privacy/printers. Though some printers do not produce the yellow dots, some of them leave other watermarks and may have other ways of identifying them.